my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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