Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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