Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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