i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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