Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot