My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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