i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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