North Korea, Best Korea!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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