Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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