Where is the hickey?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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