its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to have your abortion
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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