Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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