508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
