: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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