Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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