I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i came on her dog
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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