Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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