I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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