Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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