maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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