The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I am available for nakedness
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