Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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