She is in my trunk
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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