Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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