i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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