quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So much rum. So many feels.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
