So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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