I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
His nipple licking is glorious
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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