Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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