He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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