508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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