i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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