there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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