it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dick very happy bro
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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