Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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