You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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