I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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