When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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