let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
