At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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