Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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