Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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