Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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