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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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