I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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