Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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