They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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