I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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