And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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