that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I could make wine with my vomit
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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