he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize
