Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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