The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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